To be a successful copywriter you need 8 key things. Fingers. Chortle.
This is the kind of massively unhelpful and entirely spurious advice you can expect from Andrew Boulton, copywriter at Together and all round scoundrel.
Having smashed his increasingly chubby copywriting fingertips against keyboards for many years – starting life as copywriter for Egg before moving on to top Midlands agency Together – he’s learned a thing or two about how to deliver a captivatingly brilliant piece of copy.
Sadly, he’s forgotten all of that and all we’re left with are his shambolic, often scurrilous, ramblings about whatever has caught his wild copywriter’s eye that week.
Enjoy his words, say nice things to him and send him free biscuits. This is all he asks.
You can venture into the world of Together at www.togetheragency.co.uk and follow him on Twitter @Boultini
Do you have a sensitive soul? Do you blush at the word ‘willies’? Do you avoid Nicholas Lyndhurst sitcoms because you find them a bit too ‘blue’?
If the answer to any of these questions is yes, then this may not be the blog for you. Gaze out of the window at something peaceful, like clouds that look like baby ducks.
Right, now the ducky-cloud people have left us we can get to the meat of the issue. This article is about bad f***ing language.
As you have probably noticed I have just deprived you all of an ‘uck’. You may especially have noticed it seeing as more and more areas of the media are less compelled to reach for the asterisks.
Swearing is increasingly becoming a more acceptable and prevalent fixture in both speech and writing. Television programmes and films have become far more relaxed in their attitudes to bad language, and the ‘f’ and even the ‘c’ words are not the shockers they once were.
I’ve even tuned into Afternoon Plays on Radio 4 and been confronted with a peppering of unexpectedly fruity language. I damn near dropped my cup of Horlicks.
Yet the advertising world does not seem to have joined the ‘Blue Revolution’. Obviously, the regulations and standards we have to work within prevent us from dabbling in profanities.
But even if they were relaxed I doubt very much we would suddenly see a swarm of swears emerge in the market.
And yet, as a copywriter, I feel that there is something to be said for the use of swearing in advertising. Used thoughtfully, in a way that actually strengthens the impact of a message, bad language can elevate a piece of copywriting.
Naturally, the old cliché of ‘exclamation, not punctuation’ must be applied for bad language in a marketing message to enhance it.
There are countless examples of where swear words are used lazily or purely for shock value where it comes across as vulgar and puerile. But if done with intelligence and for legitimate reasons there’s surely something to be said for these undoubtedly powerful words.
I also doubt that there are many copywriters who wouldn’t leap at the chance to drop the ‘F’ bomb in a headline, or at least a handful of ‘S’, ‘P’ and ‘L’ grenades. (I wonder how many of you are trying to work out what the ‘L’ word could be…)
I’ll leave you to ponder that. In the meantime, in the words of Bruce Willis from Die Hard ‘Yippe Ki-yay, you cheeky monkeys’.
@TogetherAgency
Andrew Boulton is a copywriter at the Together Agency. He’s also a massive ****.
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Gosh, rumbled: it'd be refreshing to be able to use the occasional swear word in a blog post or headline or even a tagline, though I would settle for the kind of wordplay foreplay you managed throughout your post.
As the language of business copywriting is mostly led by clients, judicial use of four letters is often going to be a struggle, especially if writing for more traditional sectors.
You got me on L grenade.
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Seems you can say what the fuck you want now as long as you put a hashtag in front of it.
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The world is getting more and more fucked up. We‘re gradually evolving into an 'Idiocracy' society where twats like the OP would gladly have our kids reading newspaper or billboard ads for "Buttfuckers" restaurants adorned with the slogan "i'm fuckin' it"
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I was only brave enough to use the word "Damn" in a blog post headline, but man what I wouldn't give to use the "F_uck, just once. http://www.staceythewriter.com
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We have the freedom of speech, therefore we have the freedom of which language we choose to use and the words we use to express our style of language. Don't get that mixed up with being responsible for communicating to the audience we want to attract a listening from. I've forever wanted to set up an agency that says it as it is, it might be a narrow market and a narrow bunch of clients that are worked with, but hey...... it should be possible!
We are consumed by safety, by doing the right thing, but some people would see that swearing at them to get their attention is the right way to communicate. We all swear when we are comfortable in our "right" environment, as it is a tool of emphasis as a bold font or italics is on a page.
Keep up the energy of comment this is good.
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Surprised to note that French Connection haven't been mentioned anywhere in this article. The high street fashion label of course came to prominence among 'the lads' by creatively incorporating FCUK into various slogans.
"I couldn't give a fcuk about fashion" being adorned on many a lads t-shirt! Since they dropped this positioning to focus on more upmarket chic, they have completely collapsed. Down over £7m again this year. Shame.
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