The Drum Awards Festival - Official Deadline

-d -h -min -sec

Author

By Ishbel Macleod, PR and social media consultant

October 19, 2011 | 1 min read

You know how it is: sometimes it’s difficult to find a shop that caters to your lifestyle. Well, Sears plans to end that trauma with its Halloween zombie apocalypse page providing helpful suggestions for humans and zombies alike.

The Zombie Apocalypse page allows you to choose what side you are on, human for now or zombie forever, and then provides helpful suggestions for what you could need, for example humans are offered a chainsaw (to keep the zombies at bay), athletic shoes (to run for their lives) and home delivery (to avoid having to fight to replenish rations).

On the other side, Sears suggests that zombies may be interested in blenders (for brain smoothies), stylish boots (to look fashionable while shuffling along) and fitness items (to keep rigor mortis at bay).

Sears Halloween

More from Sears

View all