Is your small child clamouring for news of the royal baby? Then restore order with the Happyland monarchy, where the Queen and her corgis are available as plastic figurines along with Will, Kate and baby Thingy. Then your child can play blue-blooded soap operas to their heart's content while you weep in a corner at the horrifying offspring you've spawned.
Debbie Harvey @Debbie_FPCG
You know you've got it bad when you are away on holiday but you can't help wondering if todays edition of @TheDrum has landed!