Is your small child clamouring for news of the royal baby? Then restore order with the Happyland monarchy, where the Queen and her corgis are available as plastic figurines along with Will, Kate and baby Thingy. Then your child can play blue-blooded soap operas to their heart's content while you weep in a corner at the horrifying offspring you've spawned.
New poster for the office! Thanks @TheDrum! Smashing issue by the way - no pun intended #smashingmartian