Woman exacts revenge on cheating boyfriend via Craigslist mattress advert
A woman has exacted unlikely revenge on her cheating boyfriend by taking out a venomous mattress advert on Craigslist.
The unidentified couple had invested in a pricey £270 Simmons Beautyrest mattress to share a good night’s sleep but having broken up the item now giving her nightmares.
The ad read: "The pain of my broken heart now means less back pain for you!
"...It's three years old, and feels like you're sleeping on a fucking cloud - even when you're unknowingly sleeping next to a lying cheater. In a bad relationship and have to lie next to the constant reminder that you didn't go to grad school so that you could move and get engaged? Then this is the bed for you, it will get you to fucking REM and for 6-8 hours every night you'll forget that you're sleeping next to a sociopath. There are no stains, and this thing hasn't seen action in a while.
"So here's the deal: $150 (£100) and it's yours. No catch. Get this fucking mattress out of my life.”
Any interested parties are further advised: “Not a deal-breaker, but it would help immensely if you looked like my ex as I would love to see an entitled, Ivy-League educated asshole struggle with this thing. But totally not necessary."