Marketing Weak: Harpic releases a stinker

Bloody Nora. A man stumbles out of his garden khazi and can't see anything because the toilet was so gleamingly clean. Because - that's right - loads of people have toilets inside tiny wooden sheds in the middle of their lawns in 2013. No sign of a sink though... so presumably he won't have washed his hands before he starts tending those bits of horse on his barbie.

Pass us the bleach.