With the clock steadily ticking toward tomorrow nights Golden Twit Awards a host of big ticket personalities are gearing up for the London gathering, headed by Canadian comedian Tom Stade to provide some real comedy gold.
Stade will deploy his lively brand of visceral humour to full effect in front of an audience of top tweeters, including ex-tweeter Jason Manford who quit the service following salacious allegations from a busty follower.
It promises to be quite a night and with the last few remaining tickets selling like hot cakes this is your final chance to get on board and participate directly in the crazy hi jinx.
A mere £20 quid will not only get you past our burly bouncers, it’ll see your ears caressed by Stade’s salacious quips and your throat lubricated by the finest beverage in the world… a free drink.
If you like to Tweet, socialise or just get pissed then this is the award show for you so stop reading this and contact Kimberley Baran on 0141 559 6078, or Kimberley.email@example.com.
The Golden Twit awards take place tomorrow at Bar 1920 in London and will include a presentation ceremony together with the obligatory acceptance speeches.
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