Eos: Vagnastics by Mischief @ No Fixed Address

Shaving your personal garden is not easy. And it’s time we talk about it. So, Eos is launching Vagnastics, a first-of-its-kind jazzercise class to help people everywhere shave their nether regions with 1980s-style grace, ease and confidence.

“People who choose to shave their privates should feel absolutely zero shame in talking about it,” said Soyoung Kang, chief marketing officer at Eos. “Yet, there is a veil of taboo clinging to the subject. Vagnastics is here to help free us from that.”

The instructional video showcases how to best contort yourself to ensure the smoothest of shaves down below.

Featured shaving techniques include The Wartime Captain, The Lather Your Ladies, and the all-important Look Ma, No Hands. Warning: Some moves are expert-level only and should not be tried at home.