It goes like this: British Police arrest British Citizen for exercising British right to drive on the Queen's Highway - but not in the (thingy) lanes during the (thingy) at (thingy). British citizen goes to British (alright, English) County Court to contest the charge. Elevates to High Court. Appeals to Supreme Court; MP raises question in Commons, Lords make a ruling; IOC says "(Thingy) you! We're the ultimate trans-national arbiter, kneel before us and prey for a swift and merciful death!" Were it not that Coe and Rogge have no sense of humour, I'd be minded to comment "Christ, what a joke!" At least those words are not restricted.

My name's not there - I must have been 'whittled' already! Simon Walton - head honcho Almond Bank Comms and legend in his own lunchtime

Oh, yawn. Tell you what, instead of people having a laugh at a vegetarian lifestyle, let's show more pictures of Syrian oppression, wounded protestors, rioting, racism, raging wars, and amoral criminals. Is it just me, or did Planet Fun just slip out of orbit and leave us with this Earth full of outraged ne'er do wells, who'd rather have a fight with some barely noticed dietary organisation, than actually take a stand against some of the real injustices of this world?