I think he's damn right. It's the Andy Murray principle in reverse. Plucky British contender; miserable Scottish failure.

I'm sure the media wouldn't have been as quick to refer to disorder in Glasgow as 'British rioting.'

I predict a novel about a man unwilling and unable to embrace his responsibilities in an adult world, finding comfort and reassurance in the obsessive rituals of plane spotting.

Only when events spiral out of his control at gate 12B does he find the strength to confront the emotional issues he has been avoiding for so long and become a true father to his estranged son, Boeing. Or something..

Massive job....

The only time I ever fancy a McDonalds is when I've got an awful hangunder...

I'm a big fan of Norbert Dentressangle myself...