A nice idea, Steve. I always said at JWT you were a creative with backbone, determination, fortitude and guts. Yes; you had spunk. I only wish I'd conducted the research and provided the insight. Any chance with your next brief?

Debbie Robinson should take a look at the newly refurbished Co-op in Hale, where I live. They believe all spirits and French wines are 'New World' and that South Africa's in 'Europe' (does that bring the World Cup closer to home, I wonder?). They promote confectionery, but then attempt to charge you full price at the checkout (neat trick, Debbie). Not something that ever happened under the previous Somerfield management, I hasten to add. As John Hannah says: The Co-operative. Guid with fudd (translations on a postcard, please).

Perhaps this university who describe themselves as "innovative, forward-thinking with high standards.." (who isn't, these days?) would care to address some of the reasons behind being placed 84th in the Good University Guide, BEFORE promotion gets underway? Now there's a novelty.

Clearly inspired by an Austrian silent film of 1924 entitled "Les Mains d'Orlac" a horror classic produced by Robert Wiene. He didn't have a girl in the bath though.

I'll give it six months.