To be a successful copywriter you need 8 key things. Fingers. Chortle.
This is the kind of massively unhelpful and entirely spurious advice you can expect from Andrew Boulton, copywriter at Together and all round scoundrel.
Having smashed his increasingly chubby copywriting fingertips against keyboards for many years – starting life as copywriter for Egg before moving on to top Midlands agency Together – he’s learned a thing or two about how to deliver a captivatingly brilliant piece of copy.
Sadly, he’s forgotten all of that and all we’re left with are his shambolic, often scurrilous, ramblings about whatever has caught his wild copywriter’s eye that week.
Enjoy his words, say nice things to him and send him free biscuits. This is all he asks.
You can venture into the world of Together at www.togetheragency.co.uk and follow him on Twitter @Boultini
If you work in a creative agency and there is a shambling, ragged figure shuffling moodily around the office then it’s more than likely you have your very own copywriter.
While it’s not a good idea to get too close to these bumbling, snarling creatures, you must resist the urge to drive them from the building with pointed sticks and ‘man’s red fire’.
I speak from a well-informed place. I myself am a copywriter (don’t tell my wife, she thinks I work in a more honourable profession, like sharpening the harpoons onboard a whaling fleet).
Having dragged my pencil across the page for many years I have seen the marketing space change beyond recognition. The digital world has somehow managed to both creep up on me and utterly engulf me in a series of subtle yet enormous strides.
And yet, despite this terrifying new online world (in which the previously pointless ‘hashtag’ has emerged as the most unlikely of champions) I remain more convinced than ever in the significance of words in successful marketing.
The truth is that for every astonishing new visual or technological innovation that arrives, there are 10 million voices waiting to dissect, celebrate or deride it.
In this sense, we live in an unprecedented time for the power of the words. A time in which the written expression of joy, disappointment or sneering fury can batter even the most powerful and expensively assembled of corporate developments or messages in a matter of seconds.
And although I am perfectly aware of the resounding tone of self-justification in this piece, I can’t help but feel that the measured precision of the professional copywriter is the most effective defence against the frothing howls of the Tweeters, the bloggers and the iPhone pundits.
Far from becoming eradicated by the abundance of voices emanating from the crowd, the professional copywriter has a more significant role than ever to play in impactful, provocative and persuasive communication.
If the average Twitter enthusiast is faced with hundreds of messages a day, how much stronger does the copywriter’s headline have to be to challenge perception, let alone command action?
If a digital consumer is bellowed at relentlessly by an unfiltered, disordered chime of the contentious, the scurrilous and the ferociously subjective, how much more eloquent does a copywriter’s message have to be to provoke a response?
A simple analogy would be the pretty girl who is standing in a disco (yes, ‘disco’, I am old and wildly uncool) being harassed by a dozen different, though equally noisy and unimaginative, suitors.
Surely the young man who quietly hands her the simple, charmingly worded note is most likely to be the one that ends up courting her (yes, ‘courting’).
So while the world of communication is moving at a tooth-loosening pace, it can never and will never race beyond its own reliance on the perfectly chosen word.
That’s why you should be nice to your copywriter. Bring them biscuits, try not to openly snigger at their cardigans, maybe even give them a cautious hug.
Actually, just the biscuits will be fine.
Andrew Boulton is a copywriter at the Together Agency
Writer image via Shutterstock
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I like your writing style. you get my biscuit
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Yep.
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Ah, but what about the guy who hands her a rose? I think rose might trump note. But you can still have a biscuit. Custard Cream ok?
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All good stuff - just a shame that a copywriter should allow a typo to escape (3rd para)
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As the other commenter suggested, you may be referring to "onboard," but if you're referring to "honourable," it's the British spelling. @duncanrobb
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tl:dr
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An entertaining and thoughtful piece, i look forward to more from Mr Boulton. However, i fear my attention to detail is not as sharp as i had previously believed as i am unable to detect the 'typo' pointed out by the gentleman who commented previously. Would someone be so kind as to tell me where it is, for my own peace of mind?
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On-board is usually either hyphenated or two separate words when it's a nautical reference. Onboard refers to computers (eg onboard graphics thingy).
I'm guessing that's the one. Not really a major word crime though.
Incidentally, I like the way you write too. Good word monkey.
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Just came across this and love it. The hashtag comment almost made me choke on my biscuit. Well done!
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Many thanks TWD. I must say that seems a rather trivial point to draw attention to. Alas, the mysteriously irresistible urge of pedantry.
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Words to make you think. Check. Words to make you smile. Check. Thanks on both counts Andrew
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Very funny, can see you now, I imagine you to look like Paul Bradley. Am I anywhere close? Thanks
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I agree it was pleasant to read and quite visual which I like.
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Hear hear!
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Andrew, as a fellow copywriter I appreciated that. And for those who don't know... the reason copywriters are in such high demand is because the good ones are masters at getting people to take action (typos or no typos).
They understand human behavior and why people do what they do (This is why I think Patrick Jane from The Mentalist would be an excellent copywriter). It may seem ironic but writing is only one skill out of many that copywriters must master.
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