Having outraged striking public sector workers, Mexicans and the Indian sub-continent petrol head Jeremy Clarkson is now switching his ire toward metrosexual men like David Beckam, jibing: “They are not men, really”.
Clarkson revealed that his pet hate is men who engage in grooming behaviour such as splashing on aftershave, styling hair and, the worst sin of all, enjoy shopping for clothes.
He said: “Count me out of all this tosh. I don’t want to smell like a German or a bog. I want to smell of whatever I’ve eaten or done.
“I’m a man, and scent is for women. Shopping is for women. I realise, of course, some men like to waste their time mooching about in town, having their hair cut and buying silly clothes.
“These people are called footballers… They have scrotums but they are not men, really.”